bikinikill:

i had this dream that there was a huge tsunami an everyone was dying except michelle obama and jackie kennedy were there and they were like chilling with me and my friends and we kept going to parties and shit together and then jackie says she has like this airplane thing that wasn’t really an airplane but it was idk ???? and then we flew to oz like the wizard of oz

wow what the fuck? i’m a baby again? lmao someone better change my diaper

i wany ypp eyell ohy sbaut as sotyu od a dohg namedbalboa

”yo anthony the record company said no more songs with ding, dangs, and dongs in them”

my shoes untied

1984 GEORGE ORWELL WAS RIGHT

having sex and randomly yelling ”WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!”

wow u like new music??? lmao u poser bitch!! all about classic rock! love me some BAHA MEN

leonardodiswagriio:

i saw the wiggles in concert when i was 6